Sunday 3 March 2013


Day 12 at sea en-route to Hilo, Hawaii

The seas continue to be smooth and the sun hot when we opened the balcony door this morning.  I think we’re going from being relaxed to being a little lazy as we had breakfast brought to our cabin once again but it’s so nice to sit out on the balcony overlooking the ocean eating breakfast.

We found ourselves playing bowls of all things this morning.  We were on a walk around the ship up on the sports deck forward on deck 10.  There’s tennis, golf, table tennis, quoits, shuffleboard, croquet and bowls. Mrs Bouquet called out ‘I say….would you fancy a game with us’? So we did.  Actually she’s very nice but just so much like Hyacinth, and her husband didn’t say a thing….lol.  She’s been playing bowls since 1989….. Roy and I won.  I wonder if she’ll invite us to play next time she sees us.

Now it’s time for Queen Elizabeth sights:

The lady that wears two sun hats, one on top of the other. Roy thinks maybe she’s prepared just in case one blows off out on deck. J

Then there’s the lady that wears a different wig at dinner, she can be blonde, brunette, silver or dark brown, and all wigs have more hair on them than three people put together would have on their head.  Then the occasions she doesn’t wear a wig nobody recognises her and her own hair is actually quite nice.

Then there’s the lady who has had such a facelift that you feel like going up to her and stroking her head to see if she starts purring.  J

In the male department there’s been nothing outstanding except for several men who love to sit at the lunch table, which is a free sitting situation, and talk and talk about themselves and their achievements and the other 5 of us at the table just have to sit and yawn. Then when they get up to leave after lunch say..’ bye folks, it was great hearing where ya’ll from’….huh.

Oh and then there’s the couple who love to dance and dance and dance.  Even during the day they can be seen practising around the Queens room.  The trouble is she’s got two left feet that are size 10, so has he but his feet are size 12. Even the professional dancers have been giving them lessons and they still can’t pick it up. Must say at least they’re enjoying themselves and do have a laugh at themselves.

I’ve taken up Pimms again. J It’s been I don’t know how long since I enjoyed a refreshing Pimms. They serve it in a tall glass with ice and orange wedges and are delicious and are very popular. This ship has a wonderful selection of drinks and cocktails. Actually one of the Trivia questions this morning was ‘what is the base of a Pimms’… answer… Gin. Our team got it wrong, we thought it was Vodka.  I haven’t mentioned our scores in the Trivia to you of late…. Now you know why…lol. Our team mates from New York and us have a laugh at our scores each day now.  He’s retired from the NYPD and has a great sense of humour and we spend more time having a laugh than getting the question correct. 

As I type this Roy is doing the Laundry.  Strange but it appears on ships it’s the men’s job to do the laundry as very seldom do you see women in there. The trouble is the men don’t come back with all the gossip like the women do in that situation….lol.  I should take a photo; you’ll see two men standing talking whilst waiting for their washing to finish and one talking whilst ironing…. Quite an amusing site.  I might have mentioned previously but I do like the self-service Laundry on this ship, it works well and is very convenient.

Our MaĆ®tre‘d looked after us well today by giving us a lovely table for two by the window at lunch time. It's nice not sitting down at a table for six looking at each other wondering if the man that just sat down is going to tell us his life story.  Must say there’s only a handful like that.  Now, back to what I was saying…lol.  We’re on rations now and only had a bowl of soup, they make delicious soups on here, and a dessert of Banana bread pudding with custard and a scoop of delicious ice-cream that is made on board. We did that today as we’re hoping to get down to the Afternoon Tea at 3.30 this afternoon. We keep missing it because we’ve always been too full from lunch to even contemplate afternoon tea.

Formal night again tonight and I must say people do dress beautifully on board, that includes the men, some have matching coloured waistcoats and bowties, and others even wear cummerbunds. Those that prefer not to dress formally can dress more casually and dine at the Buffet instead of the main dining room on Formal nights. The dress code is strict in the dining room every night which we think is a good thing.

An update on our bird that was following us, he hasn’t been seen since we sailed from Papeete so we think he’s decided to stay in there as a refugee and has enrolled in French lessons. J